Tag: humor
group name: thewritersreview
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January 21, 2008 12:25 AM EST --
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first CNN-Gather two party debate of this endless election campaign. I am your host Fox Blitzkrieg, and I will be doing my best to moderate this pack of hyen?uh . . . more
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April 20, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
Back before cell phones, early in the 1980s, I was an insurance salesman/financial planner. For a while I sold Funeral Insurance. This was a small policy insurance that was to just cover the cost . . . more
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February 28, 2007 02:29 PM EST --
A blonde walks into a department store and heads to a table that has a lot of newfangled products on display. She spotted a certain item that was silver, long, and formed in a cylinderic shape. A salesman, . . . more
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June 11, 2007 08:47 AM EDT --
My Mother-In-Law is goofier,
than any Disney cartoon;
And when she tries to sing,
she always clears out the room.
Her voice can be compared,
to a Moose’s mating call;
It is . . . more
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July 31, 2007 09:57 PM EDT --
*To the tune of "My Favorite Things," from "The Sound of Music."
I love my Swiffer,
It sweeps up the dog hair.
I love Miss Clairol,
To un-gray my own hair.
I love to download new . . . more
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August 02, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
Question of the day:
If you were wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it today, what would yours say? I asked this of some friends earlier - these are some of the responses I got:
"Not only is my . . . more
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . . more
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May 05, 2008 09:47 AM EDT --
In March, John Philipp wrote an article about writing calendar humor, though what is funny about calendars, I sure don't know. Mine has yet to tell a single joke. It's all about numbers, and numbers, . . . more
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May 29, 2007 10:45 AM EDT --
Last summer, my family went to a Pittsburgh Pirates game. Before entering the stadium, we were herded through security for a bag search. As I approached the guard, my heart raced. The anxiety had nothing . . . more
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March 06, 2008 04:11 PM EST --
Last Will & Testament
Being of sound mind and body
I hereby leave all my worldly possessions
Including the horse farm which is unfortunately
In legal jeopardy due to the death
Of . . . more
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February 22, 2008 06:02 PM EST --
We have chickens. I say "we" but the truth is that my oldest stepson has chickens. I have no idea what kind of hens they are, except that John says they're Claret Game Hens. . . . more
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July 21, 2008 10:25 AM EDT --
It was a dark and stormy night.
Silas Slovotsky leaned back in his chair and studied the words he'd typed into his computer.
He grinned. Perfect. The very words he needed to set the . . . more
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April 11, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
I figured today was a good day to relate my findings on some relaxation CDs I have come across.
We could all use a little stress releif what with all the "New" Gather up-grade and all. The . . . more
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July 31, 2007 10:01 PM EDT --
It occurred to me recently that I am at least 20 years too old to be a supermodel. This fact distressed me enough to call up my great friend B and say "Bubba, we are too old to be supermodels!" . . . more
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May 19, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Two weeks ago, I went to a book signing. My friend and I were standing in line with our books waiting to be signed. Three delightful ladies were in line in front of us, with their . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
Last weekend, I made the arduous journey from Oklahoma City to Dallas, Texas, along I-35. (Also known as The Highway of Death.) On Sunday, I made the return trip.
I think I have successfully used up my . . . more
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November 03, 2007 02:23 AM EDT --
Eating Yogurt Is Good for You?
Like many members of the “hotdogs may not be good for you, but they sure taste good ” generation I’m probably going to offend a few . . . more
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August 21, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
10. At some point, a run of sock puppets will inevitably compare the worst-written piece of trash to something by Dickens, Shakespeare, or the incomparable, Dan Brown.
9. The coining of . . . more
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March 15, 2008 11:36 AM EDT --
I've written a number of serious articles recently, even some fictional short stories and a couple of poems. From time to time it seems the devil gets into me and prompts me to write something . . . more
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April 30, 2008 05:20 PM EDT --
I have always laughed - long and hard. I cannot remember a time when I did not laugh. As a matter of fact, my mother tells me I came out laughing. She says I was born laughing and I haven't . . . more
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